About Us

At Frost tower, we provide the ultimate experience for our guests. Our high-powered ice makers are the coldest permitted by law.

  What we do?

Our guests are looking for an experience unlike other nearby castles. Without judgement. Or cheer.

 Why choose us?

An experience that can't be found anywhere else. Our troll staff are ready to serve your needs.

 Where are we?

It's kind of hard to miss us. We have more floor than any stupid castle ever cloud.


As a 4-coal resort, we offer our guests the finest services and amenities.


Our troll staff offers the finest catering services of cold meal options. (No refunds for stray hairs in dishes.)

Event Space

Choose from any of our luxurious event spaces, outfitted with the latest in Wi-Fi thermostat technology.


Our hosts can guide your guests through the casino, ending up in the gift shop every time.